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Psychiatric Hotline
Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are
obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are
co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple
personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are
paranoid-delusional...
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Answer:
Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but
are confronted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you those three escaped
convicts?", asked the policeman. Thinking on his feet the first convict
looked around him and said "no, I'm Mark, Mark Spencer", "The second
followed his lead and said "My names is William, W H Smith". The third
said "My name is Ken.....TuckyFriedChicken"
Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are
an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom....What are you WHILE you
are in the bathroom?
A. EUROPEAN... of course!
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